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Facebook, I appreciate you telling me where to find single men in my area, but the blood sacrifice does not need to be renewed until April.
DISCUSSION: WHAT DOES YOUR FAVORITE YOUNG BLOOD CHRONICLES VIDEO SAY ABOUT YOU?
The last Young Blood Chronicles video was apparently released on May 21 (for television, but let’s remember this is the Upload That Immediately Or Else age), which means it is nearly the two-month anniversary of the Save Rock and Roll video, which means it’s been nearly two months and I’m still not sure what to take away from this, except that Courtney Love is absolutely radiant and also made of charisma. Also, sexy omophagia! (As if there’s any other type.) And I’m still not sure what that falcon (hawk?) had to do with anything, but I do know that every single human being who had listened to Miss Missing You‘s lyrics called the end of that video literal months in advance. (Same. Same.)
That said, I think most people have a preference for one video or other, whether it’s that great (bizarre. I think it’s safe to say that when I say “great” in this piece, I also mean “bizarre”) kidnapping sequence, or Tommy Lee Jones as the Prince of Darkness, or the fact that Fall Out Boy taught Foxes to drive specifically for Just One Yesterday and that, apparently, she nearly crashed the car at the end. (See the commentary for more gems.)
So what does your favorite Young Blood Chronicles video say about you? Let’s dive in. At the deep end, because with this great (bizarre) series there is literally no way to start otherwise.
You liked The Secret History far too much. You want to rampage wild through the woods wearing a bedsheet chiton in an altered state of mind induced by fasting and also probably possession. (More on this later.) You are voracious and vicious and you don’t mind eating your own organs.
(Get me out of my mind, get you out of those clothes.) You appreciate a good finger-snap. You’re probably mildly self-parodic, frankly, and don’t mind at all. Also, you appreciate people who keep singing while being fed their own organs and tied to a chair. Again. Terrible boat. We’re all on it. It’s fine.
The point of this video is really that being best friends means being the person the kidnappers send your severed hand in a plastic bag to. So odds are if this is your favorite video you value friendship (possibly codependency, healthy or not) and you also value a good torture scene, regardless of how little sense it makes. (Friendship. Bits in a bag. Kidnappers. One-soul-two-bodies problems.) You want the sort of friendship where you’d take a bullet for someone else, just to prove you would, not even a fatal bullet probably but a through-and-through to the shoulder or something.
Also, you probably care about people who keep singing through torture scenes. That’s okay. We’re all in that terrible boat with you.reblogged from deusvolt
reblogged from quadlutz
those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent
lambergeier said: which of you's the cow and which of you's the bulldog in this scenario
I usually say I’m the dog, but the truth is that I default to the most obnoxious animal in the picture